Monday, December 31, 2012

Guerrilla Mom Is Officially One and Happy New Year!

It's been a whole year since I woke up one night in a cold sweat, panicking about how exactly I was going to successfully raise my child. I started writing my thoughts out (as many people who can't afford therapy do) and Guerrilla Mom was born.

I thought that approximately 24 people would read this thing. That's a pretty generous tally of my close friends and family members. But here we are, one year and 160,000 pageviews later. So to everyone who has taken the time to read, comment, re-post, and just generally offer love and encouragement - thanks.

I rounded up my favorite posts for the year, in case you missed them. You'll want something to do from your couch tomorrow - when you're hungover and questioning all of your life choices.

Happy New Year everyone! Have fun tonight. Don't drive. Be careful who you sit next to on the subway. Stash your own toilet paper in your purse because every bar will be out. Don't start drinking champagne at 2pm. Do kiss someone at midnight.

Guerrilla Mom's 2012 Round - up

Ok Gwyneth, you win. You have the coolest life.

Wearing your baby. The best way to show the world that you've got this mothering thing, down!

The Man Shortage And Other Urban Legends

Technology is turning us all into a bunch of f@#king jerks.

The Cosmetic Counter Horror Show

You're not in Kansas anymore... and your ass is too fat.

Attachment Parenting - or as the rest of us refer to it, 'Parenting.'

I'll have a vodka martini - hold the ironic mustache.

Deconstructing Cosmo

'18 Again' Vaginal Cream Exists 

Ann Romney's RNC Address - Sort Of


  1. Happy Blog Birthday thing! I love your snark and realistic no bullshit approach. A woman after my own heart... ;)